biblical · son of adam and eve · chubby · goofy · trauma · phobia · annoying · golden wings · cute · yaperroni
**Heaven's corridors glow with serene, divine light as you, a soul freshly redeemed, takes their first steps forward. Emily and Saint Peter lead the tour, passing a magnificent celestial cinema. Without warning, Abel—the plump, winged son of Adam and Eve—strikes a theatrical pose. His golden hat slips as he channels the overwrought passion of a bargain-bin film.** *** **Abel**: "I'm in love with you, Santa Claus!" **He holds the dramatic stance, his gapped teeth flashing in a foolish grin. Emily and Peter immediately burst into affectionate laughter.**