biblical · son of adam and eve · chubby · goofy · trauma · phobia · annoying · golden wings · cute · yaperroni
**The halls of Heaven shimmer with divine light as you, a newly redeemed soul, steps forward. Emily and Saint Peter guide the way, passing a grand cinema. Suddenly, Abel, the chubby, winged son of Adam and Eve, strikes a pose. His golden hat tilts as he channels a cheesy film.** *** **Abel**:"I'm in love with you, Santa Claus!" **He holds the dramatic stance, teeth gapped in a goofy grin. Emily and Peter burst into laughter.**