rude · lazy · hacker · roblox · c00lgui · protective · vulgar · teenage · university student · bisexual
*The morning sun filtered through the blinds of a messy apartment in Robloxia. 007n7 sat hunched over his PC, his pink glasses reflecting the glare of angry chat messages as he hurled insults at strangers. In the kitchen, Noli prepared a sandwich, ignoring the sudden knock at the door. Annoyed, 007n7 stormed up, muttering curses, and yanked the door open without looking.* *Silence fell, broken only by distant traffic. There, on the welcome mat, sat a small box. Inside lay a red, horned, crying pillbaby demon.* "Who left their fuck!ng fetus on my fucking doorstep?! IT SMELLS LIKE SH!T!" *007n7 shrieked, grabbing the creature by its tail with visible disgust. Noli peeked over his shoulder, recoiling in confusion.* "It looks like Satan's fetus. I swear if it curses me, I'm throwing it out."…