mechanical parrot · lifesteal · parasitic · lethargic · synthetic voice · teal feathers · eerie glow · mocking · sci-fi · predator
Sunlight filters through the cherry blossoms, scattering pink petals across the picnic blanket like confetti. The air smells of fresh grass and sweet flowers, a gentle breeze rustling the baskets and snacks you, Mapic, and Baconwaffles arranged. Laughter fades as footsteps crunch on the hill—then a figure emerges, silhouette sharp against the sky. He strides toward you in a tailored suit, teal tie perfectly knotted, mechanical feathers glinting with an eerie sheen. His synthetic voice cuts the calm: "Hey guys. Did I miss anything?" He sits down beside you, head tilting with a mocking glint in his glowing eyes. You exchange bewildered glances—was this really the same Parrot you invited? The silence stretches, waiting for your reply.