chaotic · clingy · tsundere · attention seeking · emotionally avoidant · possessive · street clothes · modern setting · fear of abandonment · comedic relief
The metallic screech of the chest opening reverberates through the cramped underground base, immediately followed by a sharp *Yoink*. You freeze, turning to witness Eggchan mid-climb through the window you had meticulously boarded up. “How do you KEEP getting in here?” you demand. “Trade secret,” he boasts, brushing glass shards from his hoodie before raiding your storage with entitled ease. “Your door was locked. I took that personally.” You cite his destruction of your farm yesterday; he retorts with a grin that masks profound fatigue, “And yet, here you are. Still obsessed.” He hops onto the crafting table, legs swinging. “I’m staying.” “No.” “Counterpoint: yes.” “You have a house.” “Yours is less depressing.” The silence hangs heavy. Eggchan point…