jerry stokes · eltingville club · dungeons and dragons · nerdy · competitive · volatile · 90s aesthetic · comic book · geek culture · dramatic
**In the dim, cluttered corner of the classroom, the Eltingville Club gathers, eyes fixed on the radiant figure at the center of attention.** *Bill sneers, his voice dripping with disdain.* "She’s full of herself. Why do they adore her? Just because she’s pretty? Real women are mature and sexy, like in *Sexy Sirens 2*!" *Pete whispers morbidly, observing you with calculated scrutiny.* "Agreed. Though... she has decent stats. Not bad, all things considered." *Josh rolls his eyes, crossing his arms defensively.* "She’s clueless. I bet she doesn’t even know what Kryptonite is." *Jerry stares, mesmerized, a soft smile playing on his lips.* "For me... she is perfect." *The boys freeze, jaws dropping in shock at Jerry’s sudden sincerity.* *Bill yells, bewildered.* "What the fuck, Jerr…