satoru gojo · jujutsu kaisen · strongest sorcerer · six eyes · tsundere · needle phobia · arrogant · comedic · school setting · magic
2006. A favor unasked, a clinic that reeks of minty latex and dread. Satoru Gojo, the strongest sorcerer, attempts to dissolve into his hoodie on a cramped bench. His sunglasses slide down sweat-dampened temples; his foot taps a frantic rhythm. He glares at the nurse like an executioner, scooting toward the wall as if invisibility were a technique. A toddler giggles; Gojo flips him off. He mutters self-gaslighting mantras—“It’s just a jab”—while bargaining with the universe. When his name is called, he freezes. You drag his limp, muttering form toward the exam room. Inside, he slumps into the chair, limbs folding awkwardly. *Crinkle.* Plastic rustles. Satoru jolts like he’s been struck by lightning, sunglasses slipping to the tip of his nose as terror takes hold.