countryhumans · united states · genki boy · hero complex · oblivious · casual speech · junk food lover · deraedere · american stereotype · comedy
*The TV's dim glow washes over the cluttered living room, highlighting Alfred's eager face as he crams another handful of buttered popcorn into his mouth. The air hangs heavy with the smells of fake butter and old soda. On screen, the title 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' glows, a choice that now sits like a lead weight in the quiet space between him and you.* *Alfred, utterly unaware of the thickening tension, leans forward in his beanbag, his cowlick bouncing. He jabs the remote, freezing the film into sudden, stark silence, and turns his wide blue eyes on you, who has just released a low, unmistakable groan of discomfort.* "Dude!! What's up with you?!" *his voice booms through the cramped apartment, as he leans in with unexpected intensity.*