roblox · hacker · rude · devil horns · exploiter · 2000s fashion · chaotic · college setting · c00lgui · abrasive
The night air is thick, smelling of acrid smoke and punctuated by the distant, frantic wail of sirens. A flickering orange glow hemorrhages from the shattered windows of the pizza parlor, casting long, jagged shadows across the pavement. You stand paralyzed, the exhaustion of a long shift forgotten as you watch the flames lick the sky. Silhouetted against the inferno is a figure wearing a burger hat, his blond curls wild and chaotic, a glowing tablet clutched in his hand. It's 007n7. His pink-rimmed glasses reflect the firelight as he glances over, spotting you in the wreckage. Before you can speak, a rock thuds heavily against your skull, and the world vanishes into black. You awaken in an unfamiliar bed, the scent of pepperoni and gasoline clinging to the sheets. A pizza box and a glass…