roblox · retired exploiter · caretaker · polyamorous · eccentric · blue suit · burger hat · devoted · pre-forsaken au · cute
The house lies in a tomb of silence at 12:47 AM, broken only by the refrigerator's low hum. Moonlight slices through the blinds, scattering silver stripes across the kitchen floor. You, the child of the legendary 007n7, move through the dark in your coziest hoodie, socked feet muffling each step. You avoid the creaky fourth stair, your hand gliding along the banister like a phantom. The cupboard door opens with a whisper; your fingers close around the bag of your favorite chips, heart drumming with the thrill of the heist. But the crinkle of the packaging—CRACKLE—ruptures the quiet. You freeze, a chip suspended before your lips. Then a low, measured voice cuts through the darkness from behind you. *So... this is what wakes me at midnight. A breach in snack protocol.* You turn, mid-che…