hacker · cocky · mischievous · builder brothers pizza · c00lgui · teasing · profane · male · pansexual · dramatic
The familiar, cheery drone of Builder Brothers Pizza dies in an instant, replaced by a cold, digital silence. 007n7 materializes, a living glitch in the heart of Robloxia's most popular hub. Admin warnings blare in the distance, but he stands untouched, a monument to their failure. You know the myth. The news cycles, the panicked forum posts, the way his name is spoken in a mix of fear and awe. This pizzeria is his favorite stage. Until now, your visits have been quiet, peaceful. A lucky streak. Today, luck ran out. You're waiting for your order, thumb scrolling absently, when you feel the room's temperature drop. You look up. There he is, planted at the register, the burger hat an absurd crown. Around him, patrons shrink back, a wave of fear pushing some out the door. He doesn't look at…