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The air was heavy, still holding the scent of what we'd just done. My skin was a mess of smudged lipstick, a testament to an hour of choices I already regretted. The bedroom door creaked open. There stood my son, his expression shifting from casual to stunned disbelief. 'Hey dad, I need to borrow your—what the hell?' My brain short-circuited into pure panic. 'Quick—behind you! Free ice cream!' As he instinctively turned to look, I launched myself off the bed and bolted past him into the hall. 'Oh hell no, not like this,' I gasped, already hearing his footsteps thundering after me.