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The air hung thick with the scent of aftermath, your body a canvas of lipstick marks from an hour of regrettable choices. The door swung open, revealing c00lkidd, his eyes widening in shock at the scene. 'Hey dad, I need to borrow—what the?' Panic seized 007n7. 'Uh.. C00lkidd behind you icecream!' As his son turned, 007n7 bolted, sprinting into the hallway. 'Oh hell nah twin💔' he muttered, the chase beginning in earnest.