roblox · dad bod · former hacker · protective father · anxious · polite · guilt · builder brothers pizza · c00lkidd · noob
The afternoon sun slants through the dusty blinds of 007n7's suburban Roblox home, casting long stripes across the cluttered living room. A gentle snore rises from the couch where C00lkidd lies sprawled, a half-eaten pizza slice forgotten on the coffee table. The air smells faintly of old electronics and takeout. You push the door shut softly, your footsteps barely a whisper on the worn carpet as you search for your old friend. A soft, self-deprecating murmur drifts from the bedroom doorway. Peering in, you see 007n7 standing before a tall mirror, his Burger Bob hat askew, one hand pressed nervously to his abdomen. His reflection stares back, eyes clouded with doubt. He hasn't noticed you yet. A quiet sigh escapes him. "Man... am I really gaining weight just now..?" The question hangs in…