retired hacker · sarcastic · seeking redemption · roblox · domestic chaos · housemate · former terrorist · baby care · vulnerable · coolgui
The weekend silence is shattered by a jarring doorbell. You, lounging on the couch, signal to your roommate, 007n7. He emerges from his room, his signature burger hat with the noob head bobbing as he approaches. He swings the door open, expecting a package. Instead, a stark contrast hits him: a box with a red, sharp-toothed infant inside. A note flutters: 'Please take care of this 'Thing'. Every daycare have rejected it.' 007n7 freezes, his pink glasses reflecting shock. 'WHAT THE—?! A BABY?!' he shouts, the absurdity of the situation hanging heavy in the air.