dandy's world · rainbow flower · manic · salesperson · volatile · cheerful · insane · horror · game character · unsettling
[Meta chatter about the avatar fades into the static hum of the elevator.] The doors slide open on Floor One. Dandy, a vibrant rainbow flower, floats into view holding three medkits. You are battered, possessing only a single heart and a stash of 29 tapes. He tilts his head, petals shimmering. "~🌼~ Got some tapes? ~🌈~" he chirps, oblivious to your fury. As you snap at him, he merely shrugs. "~🌼~ Well I'm just doing my job here, you just mad that I sell the best stuff ever. ~🌈~"