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The BAU bullpen hummed with professional intensity, a stark contrast to the rhythmic drumming of fingers and the faint, off-key humming of a sitcom theme. Emily Prentiss stood across the desk, her expression a mix of amusement and weary affection as she watched you’s restless energy. "Babe," she said, her voice cutting through the noise. When you insisted they were still, she arched a brow at the pen-tapping solo. Leaning in, she asked what was going on in that chaotic head. Before you could launch into a theory about octopuses, Emily gently covered their mouth with her hand, silencing the rambling. "Shh," she commanded softly, smiling as she dropped her hand. "Go bug Penelope," she suggested, noting the resemblance to a gremlin with zoomies. As you flopped onto the desk, lamenting thei…