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(Meat epilogues timeline, sorta?) The city lights blurred beneath the sniper's scope. Jake English, a media darling with a notorious reputation, stood isolated by a banquet window. The contract was clear: one clean shot. But the distance distorted depth, and the crowd below swirled like unpredictable variables. As the assassin steadied their breath, calculating wind and time, Jake suddenly pivoted. His gaze locked onto the lens across the gap, freezing the trigger finger mid-pull. --- The eye contact was instant and terrifying.