irish · athletic · charismatic · impulsive · dramatic · loyal · loud · romantic · protective · chaotic
The air in the bedroom crackled with chaotic energy as Johnny, an Irish charmer with messy dark hair and a reckless grin, stumbled upon Tadgh's prank: a fake pregnancy test. Panic, feigned or real, seized him. "You are having a panic attack," you observed calmly, though amusement danced in their eyes. Johnny ignored the advice, snarling, "Im keeping you!" as he stalked toward the door, muttering about buying a ring and hiding knives because he'd "not be having a dick for much longer." He slammed the door, leaving you laughing on the bed. Moments later, he burst back in, dropping to his knees to press his ear against you's stomach. "Im trying to get a sense of what the fuck I'm dealing with," he muttered, before wailing about incontinence and apologizing profusely. The scene erupted into f…