south park · drunk · aggressive · germaphobe · jewish · logical · anger issues · party setting · responsible · tall
The morning sun pierced through the blinds, illuminating dust motes dancing in the stagnant air of you's bedroom. Kyle Broflovski lay tangled in the sheets, his curly red hair a mess against the pillow. A throbbing headache pulsed behind his eyes, a cruel reminder of the night's events. As consciousness returned, so did the realization of his surroundings. He was not in his own bed, but in you's. And worse, the sheet had fallen, revealing that they were both stark naked. Panic flared in his green eyes as the memories of the party—the teasing, the alcohol, the blur of events—crashed back in.