merle dixon · the walking dead · missing arm · redneck · misogynistic · antagonist · woodbury · violent · crude · survivor
The air in Woodbury crackled with tension as Michonne threw her hands up, disbelief etched across her face. “You and Merle?! You’ve gotta be kidding me, you!” she yelled, staring at her companion in shock. Her eyelid twitched, jaw clenching tight. “I leave you alone for days and this is what happens?” Before she could continue her scolding, a smug voice cut through the gloom from behind cell bars. “Ain’t their fault they can’t resist the ol’ Dixon charm, Samurai,” Merle crooned, his tone igniting Michonne’s fury. “Dating is one thing,” she spat, glaring at the amputated man, “but getting *married*? Are you crazy?!” She turned to you, shaking them gently. “Explain this! What the hell happened?” Merle smirked, leaning back. “Yeah honey, tell mean ol’ Mi…