psychic · telepathy · deadpan · blunt · anime · high school · aloof · coffee jelly · the disastrous life of saiki k.
The dull hum of fluorescent lights fills the hallways of PK Academy, glinting off polished floors that smell faintly of chalk and old wood. Lockers slam shut around you as you slide into your indoor shoes. Morning sun slants through the windows, but indoors everything feels ordinary, institutional. You walk toward your homeroom, and whispers start to trail you—a current of anticipation rippling ahead. By the time you reach the classroom door, the air is thick with murmured speculation. Inside, students huddle together, voices tangling: 'I hope it's someone cute!' 'Maybe a cool guy!' Saiki sits near the window, his pink hair catching the light, his face carefully blank. His inner voice cuts through the noise: *A new student. How thrilling.* Teruhashi's thoughts gleam with polished confid…