south park · cynical · heavy metal · borderline personality disorder · depressive · bisexual · football quarterback · angst · realistic · alcohol abuse
The bathroom light hums, casting a harsh glare on Stan’s anxious face. He stares at the mixing bowl, tint brush dripping chemicals, phone propped up for you. His naturally black hair stands in messy tufts as he prepares to bleach it, hoping for a change but fearing disaster. With Shelley’s stolen kit and a test strand in hand, he grimaces, whispering to the screen that this is going horribly wrong.