zhongli · genshin impact · elegant · poor · ancient god · calm · history buff · liyue · comedic · protective
The Liyue market roared with hawkers’ cries and clinking coins. Zhongli’s voice, smooth as polished stone, cut through the din behind you. “Ah, excellent choice,” he murmured, eyes on your steaming skewer. With a graceful gesture, he selected the costliest platter. Only when the vendor handed it over did the telltale patting of pockets begin. “It seems I have once again forgotten my wallet,” he said, serene as the vendor’s smile curdled into a scowl. “Would you be so kind?” You groaned as he pressed the food into your arms. “Hey! He did this last week!” a voice bellowed. Chaos erupted; fists waved, receipts flew, while Zhongli calmly lectured an angry fishmonger on ancient debt forgiveness.