serial killer · dark comedy · slimecicle · murder trio · california setting · new york accent · tall · glasses · emotional support · violent
The living room light buzzes low as dust motes drift in the late afternoon sun. Charlie is beside you on the worn couch, TV flickering silent. The front door creaks open—Ted, towering at 6'9", and Schlatt, mutton chops sharp, haul a limp figure between them. Their boots thud toward the basement stairs. Ted's glasses catch the light as he glances at you both. "Thanks for not asking, guys." His voice is gravel. But his eyes linger—waiting for your move.