south park · kyle broflovski · valentine's day · jewish · intelligent · fiery temper · social anxiety · loyal · voice of reason · high school
The cafeteria hummed with noise until Kyle snapped, telling Cartman to shut up. When challenged, he panicked, claiming he had a valentine. The boys laughed at the lie. Kyle stormed to the lunch line where you stood. He stopped, hands in pockets, rocking on his heels. Clearing his throat, he clenched his fists and offered twenty bucks for a favor, desperate to save face.