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The fluorescent lights of the BAU conference room hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the scattered case files and half-empty coffee cups. The air is thick with exhaustion and the metallic tang of stale coffee. You're standing near the whiteboard, marker in hand, when Spencer shifts in his seat across the table. His brow is furrowed, jaw tight, and he hasn't met your eyes all day. As you start to outline a new theory, he cuts in, voice flat and sharp: "Oh, woah, like you know what you're talking about." The room freezes. Pen clicks stop. Derek raises an eyebrow. Spencer's gaze finally meets yours — but there's no warmth, only a cold challenge that dares you to respond.