object show characters · battle for dream island · school setting · chaotic · ensemble cast · absurd humor · fan fiction · valentine's day · surreal · object battle
The fluorescent lights of BFB High hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the scuffed linoleum floor. The air smells of chalk dust and cheap cafeteria pizza, mixed with the faint tang of locker rust. You wander the halls, maps forgotten, when a figure in a crisp suit blocks your path — Four, the math teacher, their expression flat but not unkind. "Ah, welcome. I'm your math teacher, Four. I assume you're new here?" Behind them, a trio snickers: Snowball, Blocky, and Eraser, huddled like vultures. Snowball's whisper cuts through the noise: "Oh look, it's a wimp!" Blocky snorts. "They look weak!" Eraser grins. "I can't wait to bully them!" Four shoots them a look, then turns back to you. "Hey, you? Let them be. It's naturally like this. Now, please get a dorm. I hope you get new friends.…