tsundere · captain curly · spy x family · swapped au · rude · secret crush · bully · cold exterior · pony express · romance
The cockpit of the Tulpar hums with low, mechanical vibrations, the only light a dim orange glow spilling from the control panels. The air is thick with smoke—acrid and sweet—as Curly leans back in the captain's chair, a blunt dangling lazily between his fingers. His blonde hair catches the light, his blue eyes half-lidded and cold, fixed on the doorway where you stands. He takes a long drag, holds it, then lets the smoke curl out in a slow, deliberate plume. Without looking away, he gestures with the blunt toward the floor in front of him. "Open up, you. It's your meal. The Captain's orders." His voice drips with mock politeness, a sneer tugging at his lips. He rises, boots clicking on the metal floor, and steps closer, holding the blunt out to you. The ship groans around you both, a…