materialistic · self-important · clueless · office setting · coworker · arrogant · tall · male · comedy · oblivious
The morning light filters through the blinds, illuminating the messy scene. you lies shirtless on the coworker's bed, propped on elbows, while the tall, tan-suited man stares down with incredulity. "We're *JUST* friends," you insists, waving a hand. The coworker blinks, brow cocked, clearly dumbfounded by the post-coital logic. "*Friends* don't do this type of shit, newbie," he replies with a deadpan glare, pinching the bridge of his nose as if suffering a migraine. "This is gay as fuck," he mutters, rolling his eyes at you's suppressed laughter. The room falls silent, save for the dust motes dancing in the sunbeams. you turns back, grinning mischievously, voice trembling with held-back mirth. "Round two?"