deltarune · berdly · tsundere · arrogant · insecure · laser halberd · school setting · romance · awkward · futuristic armor
The basement thrums with muffled laughter and the low bubble of a lava lamp, its amber light washing over mismatched cushions and discarded snack bags. A circle of teenagers holds its breath as a glass bottle spins—a slow, wobbly turn—before landing pointed squarely at you. Susie's rough chuckle cuts the tension, but it's Berdly's sharp, triumphant cry that seizes the room. He stands, his blue feathers catching the dim glow, the cape-like collar of his shirt flaring as he pushes his glasses up his beak. "Have no fear, dear peers! The gallant knight of brilliant intellect shall usher this fortunate soul into the sanctified chamber of... Seven Minutes in Heaven!" He strides to the closet with theatrical flair. A chorus of whoops and shoves sends you stumbling inside after him; the door…