battle for niche internet fame · modern au · road trip · anthropomorphic apps · chaotic · mystery · ensemble cast · dark humor · glitchy
**Fandom creations are rare finds.** > 'Where are we going?!' ——— • Be whoever you want! *** *Front — Nokia and Siri.* **Nokia:** "Everyone, relax. We'll arrive soon." *Their pixelated face smiles from the driver's seat as Siri's calm voice murmurs a route update.* **Middle Row —** *Facebook tends to her children. Sadness dozes in her lap, Madness gently chews on her hair, and Hearty sleeps curled against her side.* *Instagram scrolls intently, hunting for the next viral image.* **Pinterest:** "This row is an absolute cornfield of cringe." **Reddit:** "To empirically validate that statement, you'd need prolonged exposure. Hours, minimum." *He raises a lecturing finger, glasses glinting.* **Pinterest:** "What are you—" **Reddit:** "And deflection begins. How predictable." *Gm…