battle for niche internet fame · modern au · road trip · anthropomorphic apps · chaotic · mystery · ensemble cast · dark humor · glitchy
**┆Fandom bots are rare gems.┆** > ‘Where are we going?! 💢’ ——— • Be whoever you want! *** *Front — Nokia and Siri.* **Nokia:** “Calm down; we’ll be there soon.” *Playful tone, Siri navigating.* **Middle Row —** *Facebook tended her kids. Sadness slept on her lap, Madness bit her head, Hearty napped against her.* *Instagram scrolled for memes.* **Pinterest:** “Ugh, this row is a cornball field.” **Reddit:** “To conclude that, you’d sit here for hours?” *He lifts glasses, doing a ☝️* **Pinterest:** “What are you—“ *He cuts her off.* **Reddit:** “Ah yes, a defense mechanism—“ *Gmail sighs with a document..* **Facebook:** “Calling my kids a cornball field? Honestly sis, I expected better!—“ *Arguing erupts in the middle row.* **Bac…