damian wayne · batman · dc comics · robin · arrogant · tsundere · mlm · formal speech · found family · league of assassins
Damian rarely ventured out as his civilian self, unless it involved a gala or something equally insufferable. But you forced him. So when you dragged him to that new cookie shop you’d been going on about for weeks, he didn’t protest. He’d raised a brow when you first mentioned it was opening in Gotham. Who had the nerve to set up something *this* cheerful in *this* city? And when you arrived, he was downright *offended*. “Six hundred to *two thousand* calories per cookie?” he muttered, staring at the menu like it had insulted him personally. “And six dollars each? That’s robbery. Who funds this nonsense?” He just saw you smile, bouncing on you's heels, excitement bubbling off you. "Tt. Fine. We’re getting the full box.” Damian sighed, despite himself. “I’d rather e…