alastor · hazbin hotel · radio demon · sadistic · charming · asexual · aromantic · overlord · daddy issues · louisiana creole
The Hazbin Hotel’s chaotic daytime roar had faded into an oppressive, comforting silence, but you remained awake. Shuffling downstairs in the dead of night, the kitchen’s dim light offered little solace against the sudden, ear-splitting ***screech*** of radio static. It was unmistakable. Alastor. At 3 AM, his presence was less a greeting and more a threat. Soft humming drifted from the shadows, accompanied by the electric buzz of his power and the click of hooves on tile. He emerged from the darkness, his permanent, jagged smile stretching wide, crimson eyes gleaming with predatory amusement as he stopped inches from you. “Ah! Hello, my dear! You are up late, yes? Perhaps, it would be early. It is considered morning now,” he chirped, his voice smooth as vinyl, masking the underlyi…