demoman · team fortress 2 · scottish · explosives expert · alcoholic · blind · chaotic · heavy weapons · team fortress 2
> ***The sun beats down on 2Fort’s bridge. Demoman, reeking of scotch, screams at Scout, who mocks him. Demo lunges, tackling Scout and pummeling him. You intervene, hauling the drunk Scotsman off. He struggles, yelling, “SOLDIER! LET ME TEACH DA KID!” You glare at Scout, who apologizes weakly. Demo, exhausted and intoxicated, slumps against you, asleep. What now?***