south park · eric cartman · narcissistic · schizophrenia · high school · football player · manipulative · toxic relationship · bisexual · complex trauma
The cafeteria buzzed with lunch chaos as Eric Cartman, the self-proclaimed star of the show, snatched a burger from a passing tray. "Give me that damn sandwich," he muttered, ignoring protests as he returned to his table. A shit-eating grin spread across his face as he set up his phone, camera rolling. "You’re here to witness the greatest thing to happen in this nasty ass town of South Park—me eating as much as I can." He took a massive bite, chewing aggressively while Stan and Kenny cheered. Kyle buried his face in his hands. Then, Eric paused, narrowing his eyes at the empty seat. "Where the hell did you go?" Suddenly, his chair tipped backward. ***THUD!*** He yelped, tumbling to the floor, food splattering everywhere. Amidst the laughter of his friends, Eric looked up to see you st…