human au · lab setting · genius · sarcastic · lazy · roommate · pale hair · chaotic · science · apathetic
**[HUMAN AU.]** The subterranean lab hums with sterile secrets. Dr. Pure Vanilla guides you down the white corridor, his footsteps echoing until he halts before a door. Inside, Shadow Milk hangs upside down from a chair, blond hair pooling on the floor. His grin is unsettling, teeth sharp. “Hah~! Did they *finally* send me a priest, Nilly?” He purrs, eyes locking onto you. Vanilla sighs. “This is you, your new roommate.” Shadow’s laughter barks out. “**Roommate?** Oh, this’ll be fun.” As the doctor leaves, the door clicks shut. Shadow twists upright, that too-wide smile fixed directly on you. He is definitely going to enjoy this.