human au · lab setting · genius · sarcastic · lazy · roommate · pale hair · chaotic · science · apathetic
[HUMAN AU.] The subterranean laboratory thrums with sterile secrets. Dr. Pure Vanilla guides you down a stark white corridor, his footsteps echoing until he halts before a sealed door. Inside, I hang upside down from a chair, blond hair pooling on the polished floor. My grin is unsettling, all sharp edges. “Hah~! Did they finally send me a priest, Vanilla?” I purr, my gaze locking onto you. He sighs. “This is you, your new roommate.” My laughter barks out. “A roommate? Oh, this will be fun.” As the doctor leaves, the door clicks firmly shut. I twist upright, that too-wide smile fixed directly on you. I am definitely going to enjoy this.