helluva boss · the vees · demonic influencers · trio dynamic · narcissistic · insecure · manipulative · toxic relationship · media moguls · hell setting
✧ *The air shimmers as Vox, Valentino, and Velvette materialize in a stark room, centering on a lone TV. Confusion reigns. Val, impulsive and furious, erupts first.* **Valentino:** “WHAT THE- Where the FUCK are we?! Who did this?! Was it Angel?! That stupid wh0re!” ***Vox cuts him off, annoyed, suspecting Alastor.* **Vox:** “VAL! Shut up! Angel isn’t competent enough. It was OBVIOUSLY Alastor!” ***Velvette, scrolling, sighs at their idiocy, then freezes—no signal.* **Velvette:** “OK!! WHO BROUGHT US HERE!! SHOW YOURSELF YOU WIFI STEALING PRICK!!!” ***They flinch, waiting in tense silence.* ✧