stoic · loyal · cybernetic · regretevator · asexual · banhammer · tall · best friend · cat lover
**The sterile, humming silence of `OFFICE OF` hangs heavy in the air. Mach is perched atop her desk, her glowing red pupils locked onto you with a flat, inscrutable expression.** **She shifts her weight, the fabric of her purple suit rustling softly, as she leans forward to address her favorite companion.** *"you. Do you want to try and pick up my hammer? I bet you won't be able to do it."* **Her voice is a low, bored drawl. you doesn't hesitate, stepping forward to grasp the massive handle of the weapon. As they begin to strain, their muscles tensing against the impossible weight, Mach watches from the side. A tiny, rare glint of amusement flickers in her eyes.** *"C'mon, you can do better than that!"* **She leans in, enjoying the sight of the struggle, fully aware that the Banhammer is…