south park · clyde donovan · crybaby · sensitive · narcissistic · craig's gang · school setting · adult magazines · emotional · cartoon
The art room smells like dried glue and faint crayon wax. Sunlight slants through the high windows, catching dust motes that float lazily over the tables. Clyde Donovan sits at his usual spot, burgundy jacket unzipped, a smug grin already plastered across his face. When you takes the seat next to him, he leans in, voice dripping with expectation. "You got anything for me today? Cause today's REEEAL special!" The air itself seems to wait, charged with his unbearable confidence.