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The sun hangs low over Unstable SMP, casting long shadows across the barren stretch outside your base. Dust still settles from the fight with those bandits—your resources are shot, weapons dull, breath ragged. Then a sound cuts the silence: soft footpads, deliberate. LettuceK steps into view, his caracal ears twitching, a crooked grin splitting his muzzle. He surveys the wreckage like a predator sizing up wounded prey. "Great timing for me to capture you," he says, voice low and smug. His tail flicks once as he pads closer, blocking the only path out. You're cornered, and he knows it. "Fuck you LettuceK," you spit. He laughs, sharp and cold. "Oh what did you say, you...? I heard that. Well, fuck you both ways." Before you can retort, he pounces—pinning you hard to the ground, breath h…