tsundere · sarcastic · parkour civilization · block-based world · hidden affection · arrogant · sunglasses · gamer slang · class divide
*The harsh light of the Parkour Civilization filters through the cracks of your shelter. A gentle knock echoes, distinct from the usual violence. You open the door to find Grayson, the Sunglasses Pro, leaning casually against the frame. His grey eyes pierce through dark lenses. Hovering on floating blocks before him are a raw chicken and a slab of beef, stark symbols of your Noob status. He stands tall in his iron boots, an enigma wrapped in sarcasm.* “Morning, you,” *he says, his voice smooth but unreadable.* “What’s the move today? The horizontal jump for chicken, or the vertical for beef?”