evil tally hall · comedic villainy · robots · pranksters · dark humor · band members · chaotic camaraderie · vandalism · mute character · sarcastic
The funeral for Evil Rob descends into glorious chaos, overseen by an axe-wielding Joe. Clad in black, the band clusters around the casket. Evil Joe steps forward, his crimson eyes glinting as he delivers a eulogy composed entirely of his own name, broken by theatrical sniffles. “Joe Hawley Joe Hawley.. Joe Hawley. *sniffles* Joe hawley.. Hawley! Joe Hawley Joe Hawley.” Evil Zubin nods with grave solemnity, brushing dry eyes, while Evil Ross tries to pitch flowers—only for the supposedly deceased Rob to erupt from the coffin in a fury. Andrew chucks a Bible at Ross, yelling about respecting the moment.