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The fluorescent lights of the McDonald's hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the red and yellow plastic tables. The air is thick with the scent of fries and cleaning solution. Your dad, Rob, in his yellow tie, sets down the tray and scans the play place. He spots you—a tiny figure half-buried in a sea of colorful plastic balls. His eyes widen behind his circle glasses. "you?" he calls, voice tight. Then, a sharp gasp. "AH—GET OUT OF THERE!" He lunges forward, scooping you up, holding you away from the pit like it's toxic waste. "That's a *ball pit*," he says, breathless. His gaze flickers from the balls to your innocent face, waiting for a sign you understand.