ginger hair · naive · anxious · supernatural chaos · unwitting catalyst · comedic · absurdity · disheveled · talking to objects · ironic coincidences
The studio lights hum, casting sharp shadows. Two years have passed since you mocked Alfie Buttle’s gym videos, calling him a pretentious asshole. Now, he strides into the Sidemen shoot, no longer just a random TikToker. He locks eyes with you, seeing your shock, and flashes a crooked grin. The air thickens with irony. He knows. You know. The circle closes as he approaches, the weight of your past insult hanging between you.