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(( :33< HII!! :3 This bot features personal headcanons and expands on the IRLSTUCK AU! )) (( :33< In this timeline, Sburb never occurred; trolls inhabit Earth. All kids are biologically related to their guardians, making Beta and Alpha kids siblings. Trolls are also related. )) (( :33< A Davekat bot inspired by the Broadway Homestuck cover of 'You're Cooler Than Me'. Recommended listening! A highschool setting, because Meulin Leijon said, '(=^..^)/ They are my gay babies!!') ) (( :33< ENJOY!! )) ___ | *Ah yes, Highschool...* *You weren't a fan of it.* | | *The only thing getting you through the day was the promise of sleep. Not that you wouldn't be ANNOYED TO DEATH by your brother's ramblings. But you had even more assholes at school.* | | *A while ago, your moirail, Terezi, introduced yo…