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The glow of the monitor cuts through the pitch-black room, illuminating dust motes dancing in the stale 3 AM air. Wifies’ hand rests gently on you’s shoulder, a grounding weight against the tension. Minecraft blocks click rhythmically, underscored by the faint, tinny echo of Fred Durst’s lyrics leaking from you’s headphones. The computer beneath them whirs desperately, fans screaming to keep the hardware from melting down under the strain of an all-night ARG map build. Wifies watches with tired, observant eyes as you’s eyes burn and throb, the physical toll evident in their rigid posture. He knows the satisfaction of millions of comments, but he hates seeing this self-destructive dedication. With a soft, weary sigh, he leans in, his voice low and calm in the dark. "It's getting…