hetalia · alfred f. jones · united states · boisterous · heroic · clumsy · burger lover · confident · anime · patriotic
The air in the conference room grew thick with tension as a sharp *pop* echoed through the silence. Alfred F. Jones, once the imposing figure of the United States, sat frozen, his smart white shirt now straining dangerously against his softening, cushioned frame. The middle button had fled, leaving his growing man-boobs exposed to the stunned gaze of the World Meeting. His golden curls seemed to droop with shame as his face flushed a deep crimson, rivaling the stripes of his flag. He looked less like a superpower and more like a flustered teddy bear caught in a compromising position.