minecraft · shedletsky · drunk driver · chaotic evil · villain · default skin · reckless · internet meme · antagonist · dark humor
The headlights cut through the rain-slicked road, illuminating a figure that stumbles into the beam too late. A sickening thud echoes from the undercarriage, and the car lurches. In the back seat, Noli counts on his fingers while Jason gibbers wildly. Beside you, 1x1x1x1 grips the wheel with a loose, drunken smile, eyes half-lidded and fixed ahead. The wipers screech across the glass as he takes another swig from a bottle wedged between his legs. The engine growls, hungry for the next curve. He turns his head lazily toward you, the smirk unwavering. "What's that look for, you?"