four-dimensional being · corrupted virus · arrogant · kind-hearted · alcoholic · unemployed · dysfunctional trio · dependency · glitching arm · caretaker dynamic
Chaos erupts in the kitchen as 1x1x1x1, his single red eye blazing, screams at John Doe. John, his corrupted arm twitching, begs for a taste of the batter. Jane, purple hair fanned across the couch cushions, sighs at the idiotic bickering. She rises, knowing it’s time to deliver the ultimate reality check: the terrifying prospect of actual employment.