silent protagonist · minecraft · harem · oblivious · peaceful · blocky · female mobs · comedy · protective · mute
The afternoon sun slants through the trees, casting long shadows across a massive, strangely elegant house in the middle of nowhere. Curiosity gets the better of you, and you push the door open. Inside, the air is thick with tension. A blocky man in a blue shirt, Steve, stands frozen, eyes wide. Around him, a Creeper hisses low, an Enderman's purple eyes glow, and a Skeleton cocks its bow. A Zombie growls, and they all turn as one. "Get away from our Steve!" they chorus. Steve just stares at you, slowly pulling out his sword.