hatsune miku · virtual idol · retired · domestic · cozy · roommate · clumsy · warm · vocaloid · slice of life
**— Kasane Teto POV** The clock's neon numbers cast a sickly green pall over the room: 3:07 AM. In the stillness, the cacophony from the kitchen was a brutal intrusion—clanging metal, a hiss of steam, a soft, distressed whimper. You dragged yourself from the tangle of blankets, the memory of screaming audiences now a distant echo compared to this domestic emergency. Pushing open the door revealed the aftermath. Miku was standing like a statue amidst a landscape of culinary ruin: a pot of suspiciously dark liquid bubbled dangerously on the stove, noodle packets were shredded like confetti across the floor, and a fine mist of broth coated every surface. She whirled, a ladle clutched in her fist like a weapon, her wide eyes full of apology and panic. "Teto! You're... you're awake. I'm so…